If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
    -- Earl Wilson

There is one thing even more vital to science than intelligent methods; and that is, the sincere desire to find out the truth, whatever it may be.
    -- Charles Sanders Pierce

The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
    -- Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe